I'm not arguing.

Meryl Streep, one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know me but attacked last night at the Golden Globes. She is a…..

Right. You have a job and privilege and all that. Which is part of your class and status. Like owning a beachside café, unlike the non upper-middle-class people for whom that is not an option.

I'd also note that inheriting your wealth (or class) does not make one not wealthy. It's one of the key methods of perpetuating the class system.

But also, as pointed out, he didn't buy the synth. It was a "fugitive" synth.

Wow. That does not sound right.

Is it funny if a clown dies?

Wait a minute. There's a lemon behind that rock!

Owning a seaside cafe puts you pretty squarely in the the upper-middle-class. Do you know how much seaside real-estate costs?

Wait a minute… there's a lemon behind that rock!

I hear they have the Bangz Bus to bring the service to you.

I’m laughing already!

Oh, the salon next to my Stridemother's house? Is there adequate parking for a MacLaren F1?

Right. Fish is secondary when it comes to sushi.

If you were a sushi "purist" then I guess you'd only eat rice. Fish is not stipulated as an ingredient of sushi, only rice is.

Yeah, the same people who think that serving a meat pie in a bowl of pea soup is the height of gourmet cuisine.

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?

You can still relive those glory days by reading the collected works of AV Club commenter Ricky Coogin.

Except that it isn't like that at all.

You have no idea what you're talking about.