No we wouldn't!

NBC! NBC! NBC!

I don't see anybody else here.

Except he will accidentally say "New York Post."

I'd say that Councilman NonUnionMexicanEquivalent should do more thinkin' and less NonUnionMexicanEquivalentin'.

Trump: "Don't get too hasty here. Maybe we should wait before we say this. Do I still own any casinos or hotels in Atlantic City? Call Ivanka and find out."

I'm surprised they don't include "County Sherrif has feelings hurt because Starbucks put too much milk in his latte."

Probably because that's just taken as a given for these fartfuckers, so it didn't even cross their… whatever they use in place of a mind… that anybody else would think otherwise.

Only Norwegians are allowed to do that. The fjords give such a lovely baroque feel.

She can be two things!

Maybe they should use dolphins instead?

That's how you read everything!

toasted crumpet

It's just somewhat sweeter and milder. Vegemite is more concentrated (making it more economical, as you don't have to use as much).

Yeah, satire is what you want to use in international diplomacy.

Or just add it to boiling water and drink as a coffee or tea substitute.

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A friend who tried Marmite and ended up rinsing with mouthwash immediately

DEASH also means "Islamic State" but in Arabic, rather then English. So how does it lessen their statehood claims?

Twitter: "Well, he violates our TOS in every way possible. On the other hand, he's our only hope of ever becoming profitable."