The most boring constellation: Triangulum Australis. A profound lack of imagination - any 3 stars in the sky makes a triangle

my uncle trever was on a navy ship for 5 years …… he was well known in the following states:
1. south carolina
2. new york
3. tennese
4.philli
5.kentucky….

he looks like fred durst's uncle.

Hey bro, there's something called tolerance dipshit.

Me and my retarded friend listened to this in the library on our headphones during an essay typing type. This sixth grader was looking at me so I turned it up and pointed the headphones at her.

put some trees in your ass and shut up.

i love this song these guys fuckin rock for anyone who dosnt like them can go fuck a tree.

Stephen Hawking's been watching too many Hollywood movies. I think the only kind aliens in Hollywood are the ones created by Steven Spielberg - 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' and 'E.T.,' for example. All other aliens are trying to suck our brains out.

Me peraonaly i love avenged sevenfold but i honstly dont care it anoys me when people dis them when they havnt even heard them yea majority of their fans is teenagers but they know that and thet dont plan on doing anything with any of them yes im a 16 year old girl.

that sweater really brings out the sex in? her face c:

Next time you're stunned by the large Moon on horizon, bend over and view it between your legs. The effect goes away entirely.

If an alien lands on your front lawn and extends an appendage as a gesture of greeting, before you get friendly, toss it an eightball.

I sang this to my parents and siblings and my mom started to cry..

Everyone should have their mind blown once a day.

Kids should be allowed to break stuff more often. That's a consequence of exploration. Exploration is what you do when you don't know what you're doing.

The only way you can invent tomorrow is if you break out of the enclosure that the school system has provided for you by the exams written by people who are trained in another generation.

avenged sevenfold is the first band in like 20 years that actually knows how to play there instruments there the most popular rock band since marilyn manson

if they made a drug calld A7X i would so try it and then i would listen to some avenged sevenfolds songs, lol!!!

I'm 14 and I've been listening to them since I was 14.

The supermoon is a 16-inch pizza compared with a 15-inch pizza. It's a slightly bigger moon; I ain't using the adjective 'supermoon.'