DAMMIT MY SECRET IS OUT!

Stupid gimmick account, be more funny!

Is it military machines in sexually provocative poses?

This has never happened before! I swear!

I am a Cannibal.

Do not taunt The Taco Bell bell .

I hope the next comments are as exciting as this one.

The short answer: a sexy Australian puppet show. The long answer: well…

Mmmm, paprika and risotto…

Yes, at least we're all shitting ourselves.

"We truly are through the gimmick account looking glass now."
-Murray the Evil Skull, Today, 12:59 PM CST

Nyah
I'm in ur first feature ever, blockin' ur firsties.