Exactly, the uphill skier is fully responsible for avoiding people downhill of them. Skiing 101.

Does anyone else experience a white hot rage whenever anyone (especially MAGA-chuds) uses the term “woke”? Always to describe anything that varies from their narrow-minded, inaccurate, and often racist/misogynist/intolerant view of how the world is or “should” be. It’s easily beating out all comers for my most cringe…

Aggrieved entitlement. Totally. 

If Cracker Barrel wants to cater to a wider group of customers, what’s wrong with that? Is that not the most American impulse of all?

Yeah, there are days where I want a challenge or something different, and then there are days where I just want to punch a bunch of assholes another orifice from a few hundred feet with a silenced rifle one by one and laugh at them as they run around trying to figure out who shot their asshole buddy in the head.

So, here’s what gets me.

Kaori getting crushed to death by him horrified me the first time I saw it. That whole scene did really, but her death especially.

McCloud?!

I was indeed using ghoulish overemphasis for the sake of parody.

People: I won’t get VR until people start making games for it.

Alabania is currently recovering from the hurricane, so it might take a while.

“No mess! No mess! YOU’RE THE MESS!”

I want an edge transit that shoots edge transits.

9:14-9:25 was the exact recording used on the Bungie logo screen for Halo 2.

But Honk is right... “syncopants” is the most adorable word I’ve seen all week! I’d like a pair of syncopants in a size 10 Regular. 

No problem! The spelling of the words with letters isn't my strong point 

I’m so sorry for this, it’s such bad form to mock typos and spelling errors, but I need to point out just how much I ABSOLUTELY LOVE the word "syncopants." 

I think Trump sees four categories of people. Him, Ivanka, syncopants, and enemies. So, I also don’t think he has friends.

Does he have friends though? Lackeys, boot lickers, ass kissers, yes men, cronies, and of course the hired help (lawyers, hookers, etc) yes. Friends, I dunno about that.

“So there I was, minding my own business, when ALL OF A SUDDEN, I’m following a black guy for two miles and calling him racial slurs.”