Pointless. Obesity is an epidemic and the cause is ingrained in the foundation of our country.

Psst, hey fat kids: you didn't hear it from me, but I hear shaving cream sprayed on car paint can really leave a permanent message, if you know what I mean. Also, did you know your local butcher will sell you all sorts of delightful organ meats in bulk? Maybe you have a local neighbor you'd like to share this fun…

The girl allegedly elbowed him and asked "What the hell are you doing?" before hitting the call button and (bravely, awesomely) speaking up about the incident.

Exactly. The armrest thing is the proof of perv.

Fire him and sex offender status. The moving the arm rest up is the most telling piece to me. Who does that if they aren't a creeper? JAIL.

When I was first molested (at age 7 by a family member) I was precocious enough to come forward and tell an adult, as well. That adult also used the "I was sleeping (and drunk), I didn't know what I was doing" defense but, in my story, he was believed and I was not. Seven year old me learned an important lesson that…

I know a little Edith who goes by Edie.

I am so sad this happened, but this girl is awesome for making a scene and standing up for herself. I'm twice her age, and I'm not positive I could assert myself like that in such a creepy situation.

That was one of my two no gos!

I don't really want children, but I remain sad that Eleanor seems to have caught on.

I want to name my daughter Rebel. Does that make me a hipster? :(

I swear to god, if the name Edith becomes popular in the next 15 years, I'm gonna flipout. I just really want to name my daughter that so I can call her Edie, I like it, even though everyone says it's far too stuffy. I just wanna have kids named Edie, Diana, and Harper, is that too much to ask? And if that makes me a…

Seriously are we still acting like this? Seriously? I want to die.

I watched the graphic first and let out a little involuntary yay! when Jose took over Texas. Surprised myself a little, but there you have it.

That's not a better question.

Really? A personal choice about what or what not to purchase is a better question than racism??

I married an Indian woman, and we didn't kiss at the end of the ceremony. In fact, our one kiss caused a lot of the aunties to be shocked.

If you haven't talked about getting married before that moment then yes, but I don't think that is generally the case. I usually find proposals to be very thoughtful and sweet.

I had a huge box of Barbies and their stuff (it was the box the dishwasher came in, so... big) and I can't accessorize for shit.