This guy gets it. The 700,000 are too busy supporting the endemic corruption to get worked up about politics and sports.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Thanks, Tom. Hope it’s okay to forward this to the Red Sox starting rotation so they can also learn to fucking pitch.

I read your stuff in The Sporting News a long-ass time ago. Glad to see you’ve still got the fastball.

While the stinky food’s steamin’, your mind starts to dreamin’
Of the moment that it’s time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken’s slowly rottin’
Into something that looks like cheese

There’s always a flip side.

Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski previously told reporters that he didn’t know about the accusation until recent reports.

Pulling you out of the grays so we can all appreciate the synergy between your comment and username.  

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...”

Between this helmet’s connection to Tebow and all of the self-dealing/financial crimes, I congratulate the Wilpons on winning the auction. 

That’s right, dead tired of coming to work at the content factory every day.

I have a few sources.  From what I have heard, it is becoming pretty clear that Drew is going to be named Trump’s Chief of Staff.

But does it count as a mirkin when it’s sprayed on top of a cunt?

Map of Americans who thought it was a 1st down:

Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-through.

Please learn how I made $$$thousands from home with this one EASY trick!!! http://www.latlmes.com/arts/return-of-the-golden-age-of-comics-1

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Skinheads and nazis are not necessarily one in the same. Skinhead is a lifestyle that has nothing to do with race. Nazis on the other hand deserve ass kicking.