“Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages.” —-George R. R. Martin is definitely landing on this cabinet.

“references to Muleshoe and pigeons sort of call to mind Zooey Deschanel”

I look at this picture and can’t stop thinking about all the Deadspin readers in places like Philadelphia and Madison who laughed at all the jokes, understood exactly who Trump was, and didn’t get out to the polls because it was going to be a landslide. Any one want to fess up?

How about watching the raw footage he made available awkwardly hugging his family and all the takes of “I approve this message”.

That’s not a lamb. It’s a bear in a bee costume.

I’ve never not clicked on a deadspin Tebow story. Thank you for writing it.

Those Crabtree catches look pretty good! Do you think Richard Sherman would now think he is one of the top 20 guys in his position? Is a belated apology due?

Sure, the Giants have fallen apart and all, but at least they haven’t lost their 71st game.

“Thank you for clicking on this Tim Tebow blog post.”

this seemed sublime enough to me.

Third down backs should get the ball every down.

It’s almost like they are losing 48 and some change of a percent of their games, and that they are a few games out of the wild card.

You don’t even have to leave your team archives to find better jukes. Look at some Metcalf highlights

Has anyone ever referred to the splash brothers as a freezable pond before? How did he land on pond?