That’s a common misconception. The words “separation of church and state” aren’t in the constitution. It’s actually based on a misspelling, and supposed to be about keeping churches free from the influence of SABRmetrics and the analytics movement. 

I read the Drew’s today, oh boy
About a plucky man who named the rain
Another dude was rather fat
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw Chris Farley’s ass

A brew is noted for its can
It doesn’t matter if the Lite has changed
A row of people stood at Camden
Now, let me be clear
Nobody is really sure if lemons have two seeds or more

—Th…

He’s near?

During Sportsnet’s (one of two Canadian ESPNs, basically, don’t ask why we have two) highlight shows afterward, they just played the final 2 minutes of the game, uninterrupted, from the TNT broadcast every half hour. 

here’s a little more context from ESPN magazine:

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

Why are you even fucking with Mexican food in a city full to the brim with Dominican and Puerto Rican food? As a Dominican myself, I don’t go to Los Angeles for that food just as I don’t expect good Mexican in NY. 

There is some decent Mexican food in the NY metro area. But any given suburb of Tucson, Phoenix, or LA has *way* better authentic Sonoran, Bajan, or Chihuahuan Mexican comfort food than the whole of NYC.

“and shitty Mexican food options”

Isme on first?

7. Every other Joker getting hit by a car

Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

I feel like 2019 is basically MAGA chuds, a bunch of dumb Joker movies and far too many Oreo flavors. What a fucking world.

It’s like if 2002 Maddox stripped away any semblance of irony and 2005 Simmons maxed out the Sports Bro persona to run a sports blog together in 2019.

Gah, I hate when that happens. I can’t tell you how many advertising deals I’ve had to cancel because of less-than-flattering news coverage of my asset management.

In college I took a course entitled “Baseball and Contemporary US History”. The goal was to teach US history, focusing on Imperialism, Immigration, Industrialization, and Integration through the lens of baseball. The course was fascinating, and an exceptional way to get students excited about history.

I think Jeff Kent is underrated, but he doesn’t belong in the Hall of Fame. Greatest hitting second baseman ever to play the game? Come on, Hornsby annihilates him with 121.8 oWAR versus 60.1 (I think we can count the games Hornsby played at short as ones he could have played at second). In the post-segregation era,…

“KEEP AMERICA GREAT” means America is already great which means we don’t need a wall.  QED.

I feel this way a lot of the time and I’m currently serving. I don’t stand when the stadium PA announcer asks veterans and service members to stand and be recognized. Airlines allow active duty service members to board early; no thanks, my ticket says Goup ZZ thanks. The issue isn’t my service (which I’m very proud…

Normally, it has to be planned well in advance to be shoehorned into the extremely busy schedule of the president.