Nope. Peterman.

The Federalists’ entire shtick is getting members of the Leopards Eating Faces party who haven’t had their faces eaten yet write articles about how their faces are never going to be eaten.

which was bullshit because one of his players *clearly* bumps into the ref. 

Shaun King is only 3 months older than Brady:

I’m kind of surprised Nagy didn’t get tossed after that. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a coach so pissed and at one point he had his play sheet over his mouth while still screaming at the ref. Then he pointed at the official who fell over and told him “this is on you.”

Honorable mention: Running the whole damn punt unit off the field at the last-moment to go for it on fourth down just before halftime but knocking an ump over and having to punt.

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

I don’t need WAR to tell me Cy Young, Walter Johnson, Bob Gibson, Sandy Koufax, Tom Seaver, Nolan Ryan, Randy Johnson and Greg Maddox were all better than Clemens.

can people please stop with the idea that a billion dollar pro sports team just has some intern running their social media.

...which is also a Fortnite dance.

Cry into your stupid yellow towel. 

I always thought it was spelled Syke and derived from the Sykes-Picot Agreement of 1916 when Britain and France promised self-rule of land to the Arabs if they fought the Ottoman Empire but quickly kept the land for themselves after the war. As in, “You can have your land, SYKE!”

I don’t think “planned,” but it’s certainly played up for entertainment’s sake.

He had a red and white version, but like Ray’s, it went missing.

It’s a damn shame this is all going to end this weekend when they face a team with an equally impressive win streak*

Kawhi plays in Canada, which is in the North, not the East.

Jfc what a save.

The worst part of this was Kjær just standing there and moping after nearly bonking in the game-sealing own-goal, instead of running in and trying to break up the play. Keep running, doofus!

You should root for a Bears matchup because who doesn’t want to see a playoff game end 6-3?  It’s like Bills/Jags 2.0!

As a fan of another NFL team not named the Cowboys, I can say with confidence a team quarterbacked by Dak Prescott and coached by Jason Garrett is never going to be a “real Super Bowl contender.”