Don’t underestimate Michigan.

disagree on that one. It’s black and red. Texas Tech QB’s got the reputation of being purely system guys and unable to be effective in a pro-style offense.

his quad injury was a matter of quantum uncertainty

Easy tiger. Histrionically hating on Boston as the source of all sports-related misery may be a cottage industry around here, but at the same time, dude, Boston is racist as fuuuuuuuck.

It’s no autocorrect; I am very aware of his injury history.

Broke Lopez might be my favorite autocorrect ever.

First highlight video:

How do you separate the fanbase from the team? Do you live somewhere with zero New England transplants and zero need to go in the vicinity of New England? For the rest of us, this means years more of fodder for Sully to remain the loudest, smuggest s.o.b. at the bar. He’s excited about this team but would still rather…

The complete tattoo says “Fear No Dyson.”

Don’t know if this is true everywhere in the country, but here in Indiana it is illegal to have a club discount on alcohol. Therefore you they cannot exclude anyone from buying alcohol because they don’t have a membership. You just tell them at the door that you are only buying alcohol.

There is no doubt that Wilson is the biggest living herb, but watching him rip 30-yard darts on the run is sexy as hell.

Not just SoCal but elsewhere. The food court may still be indoors in some states but you can access it through the exit gates, same as if you’re walking up to the Customer Service counter. No need to show ID.

That’s what I loved about SoCal Costcos.  The food windows were all outside the store so there was no need to be a member to enjoy. Their pizza is a screaming value, too.

But watching Russell Wilson is fun? It wasn’t about personality, it was about performance...

Dang, how was that missed? Probably because he was so boring, he didn’t even come to mind. Cal Ripkin Jr. is more exciting.

Even considering adding Shaq to this list is a pepperjack spicy hot take. Shaq usually murdered at least one center a night, like so:

I also think this! I don’t have any tape on hand to prove it, but I remember years ago watching him and thinking that he was good and insightful and understated, whereas now he is more surly/comatose.

Weird how you never see John Smoltz and H. Jon Benjamin in the same room.

I do this when I’m bored at work. Wikipedia has a page that basically lists every horror movie ever made chronologically. I’m currently up to date. I don’t like my job very much.