The Rangers have been pretty good for a while too

The Bills but that’s in the same division so not sure if its kosher. Even though they have made a few playoffs recently the Lions are historically shitty enough to qualify I think

They are going to win 5 games and not pick in the top 5 draft picks because they are the Jets and can’t even tank correctly. Bowles is fighting for his job and their defense is good enough to win them some games

It has to be starters, Kevin Hogan ran for 100 yards against the bengals last year in a loss as a QB

Every team I’ve ever played on has a penalty taking order setup before the game, usually only 3-4 players deep because it’s very rare you need more than that. There should never be a scenario where players are arguing on the field about who should take it, if you’re up 3-0 and someone is on a hat trick typically the…

He’ll run in Detroit though, he basically owns the entire downtown area

Try not to hit any dongs on your way through the parking lot

Ah yea then the Jets did screw him over. Would have been a key piece of information to put in this article too...

Isn’t this just a standard post-june 1st cut? Sucks for Harris but I always though that was a thing for how the remaining bonus is structured for the team’s cap figure. Also they just trade for Demarrio Davis which must have had some sort of impact.

Pretty sure that game was at Wrigley, especially based on his description of the crowd because yea Dodger games are a mixed crowd from what I remember

Veratti, Barcelona seems like an obvious destination.

His 2017 salary is fully guaranteed but I think the Browns can still eat a portion of it if they were to trade him. I bet they could get a mid-late round 2018 pick for him once someone else’s starter gets hurt if hey are willing to take on like 50% of his 2017 salary (which they totally can with their cap space).

She’s actually a terrible example because 85% of her wealth is just walmart stock. She has another $5B in “cash & other assets” which could be used as you mention to leverage and hedge but can’t say for sure, either way she’s basically just rich off of WalMart and has all of her capital tied to it (and probably can’t…

I think in Oregon Trail II you could decide to end up in Sacramento but yea this joke would have been much better had then just gone for the donner party direction and not the video game.

Well said, it would also be nice if corporations actually hired enough service employees. Maybe it’s just my nostalgia but I feel like pre-2008 there were in general more people employed behind desks so we didn’t all have to wait in line for an hour just to speak to someone. Then the financial crisis happened and…

The only upside of being a Browns fan is never having a primetime or London game. I think all of our games this year are 1pm starts, perfect for getting sad and blackout drunk before the sun sets.

Not even close to losing a primetime game against a division rival on a blocked field goal returned for a touchdown

Denying a goal scoring opportunity only results in a penalty kick if it happens in the box. If it happens outside the box then it is a red card to the offender and a free kick from the spot of the foul (typically just like you described, a defending taking out a through on goal attacker from behind outside the…