Jesus Christ that’s terrifying.

Hassan should pull a DeAndre and go to Dallas! In turn, Dallas will need to clear cap space and nix the Bogut trade... and then the Warriors won’t have the space to sign KD!

I know there’s a bloodclot joke in there somewhere but I just can’t seem to get it to flow smoothly

If young metro don't pay you I'm gone shoot em

I’m sure it was eclectic, rustic, fun, casual, and intimate.

I’d go back and read that entire section, and perhaps check out the linked post in that section.

I read somewhere that they’ve lost a lot of games. Hurts their All Star prospects.

Run the NBA season? I think that’s hot enough.

Thank you for finally posting the unaltered original.

This is Durant showing that he has completely bought into the gotta-have-a-ring mentality that dominates the current culture in sports, completely buying into the notion that if you don’t win a championship, you are nothing.

I came in fully expecting everyone to get insanely paid, but I was still floored by that Evan Turner deal. It’s the only deal that truly surprised me.

Umpires became worried when Adrian Beltre complained of “a bunch of tiny, wet little creatures” touching his head millions of times.

Is it just me or tweeting thinly-veiled racism without editing or punctuation show much education

-1 bag of skittles (oh god Im a monster)

+1 holstered gun