“I told Mr West,” Bryant added, “that Chuck was leaving some of his shit there”

What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Damn. And I was really hoping Rose’s career wasn’t over.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

How much water goes into raising the milk cows? I would imagine as much or more than almonds ( I am actually curious and not trying to be a dick).

Pretty sure more CA water gets used to grow alfalfa, which is then fed to cows. In China.

I tore a hamstring just watching that. That’s insane!

Are you ranking them based on how good the sport is or how good he would be at the sport

It should be noted however that he was provoked into making those predictions, and it’s not really his fault.

What do you mean “was”?

“Ugh...tell me about it." - MJ's Dad

Going 0-for-6 makes Smith kind of like the opposite of Michael Jordan, but to be fair, Michael was pretty bad at gambling too.

My Theory: Lebron James warged into Keving Love for those 14 seconds.

winner

That makes no sense.

Someone please punch that motherfucker. Come on, dellavadova. This is what you’re here for.

I would absolutely love to see LeBron just say “fuck it” and knock the fuck out of someone like Green some day. Draymond is, what, the fourth-most important player on the Warriors? But he wants to make his name by going at LeBron? Say what you want about James’ playoff record. The man is a fucking genetic freak.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.