*street sweeper driving in a circle in some driveway
*driver talking on the phone, yells “I’M WORKING FROM HOME TODAY”

“moments of grief and reflection while dressed as a giant taco”

That could have been the title

“One little known feature is that you can store up to four meals in the insulated hubcab bowls”

wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man?

The NYT article mentions 4 carriers, here it mentions 3

That might seem harmless, but that could easily backfire.

*looking at checklist
“Ok, I have a duck, and a cover. All set”

*tow truck with ‘Tracy Home for Wayward Jeeps’ on the side

There’s never too much cream cheese, only not enough bagel

“I’m replacing the engine in my 1948 Jeep with the drivetrain from a cheap Renault Twingo.”

If you are interested, these links have some information, but it’s best to work with a vet to make sure the diet meets their needs.

what if you say difficult cheese

I would have just scraped of the extra and eaten the bagel. I guess that’s why I’m not on Time’s website

This was in Time?

*Bagel soon announced person of the year

*Receives new game with Notaroo88 written on the case in sharpie

Number 2 was a big one for me. When they charge $60 for a ‘new’ game and then they go and get the game to put it back in the case. #nope

“Hello is this the Pillsbury baking assistance line? I am making your Funfetti cupcake mix in a Dodge Ram valve cover, and I wanted to ask..<click>..hello? hello?”

This could be a YouTube series.

“In the next episode of Jalopocalypse Kitchen, we tenderize some steaks with a timing chain, use a spinning hubcap as a wire whisk, and use a dipstick to make kabobs”