“swearing up and down he made the best stuff around”
I am imagining if they just went around saying how okay it is. “Our beer’s not that bad, get some to unimpress your friends”

I think with Boston pizza you either get beer spilled on you by a stranger, or punched in the face.

I revoke their authority to file any suit on my behalf.

Likely net result,
People get something from the suit that doesn’t amount to hardly anything,
the plaintiff’s lawyers get rich,
BK’s prices go up for everyone

*reading glasses later found in cup of coffee

I wonder if something had happened to that one, and the dealership repaired it and put it back out. I would hope a Mercedes dealer wouldn’t do that with a new car.

From Japan

*New version of Operation board game announced with wypipodectomy

https://jalopnik.com/how-the-2020-toyota-supra-compares-to-the-toyota-86-in-1834736476

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_(song)

*person walks up to 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E
“You may be wondering, then, how do you open the 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E’s doors?”
*looks at door a moment, pulls out a pry bar and starts to use it
“ Each door houses a small, round button with a white, illuminated ring at its center.”
*Stops suddenly, looks around, flings…

Don’t sell yourself short, people probably would listen to that

So if they don’t win a game, is he staying up there until next year?

“We also set up a burglar alarm with Teddy Ruxpin dolls with eyes that glow red”

Looks like a person in red is looking at the same thing

*meanwhile, during WW1

It was available to the public in the 80s, but less accurate. Clinton removed selective availability, helping it be more accurate for the public.