“A Wegman’s Opens in Brooklyn” the Bestselling book - now a Motion Picture

“I got the albino pumpkin, it must be worth a fortune. GO GO GO!”

Jacked o’Lantern

Clearly that player misunderstood the handball rule

This is what happens after a race when people are tired and fed up.

It sounds like we have been driving a similar amount of time.

Out of curiosity, what manual transmission did you drive in snow?

You’ve convinced me to go test drive a full size truck this weekend

so basically you are saying “You just drove one, but your opinion is wrong”

Pretty sure it’s all about “My team didn’t get in the World Series”

Apple does have that. They can go to the find my iphone website they had used to lock it and send a message to display on the tablet that says how to reach them.

Not everyone who has someone’s missing device has good intentions towards the owner. There was probably some case where trying to get a device back to the owner backfired.

If it comes to Cars and Coffee, we will find out if it’s a Mustang

There should be Antiques Shitshow shirts.

You are right, Bob Seger should be on the list

It would be interesting to see a bracket with these bands, and see how a vote of the readers would rank those bands.

It’s interesting it says “will serve a Cheetos Ice Cream Sundae” and not “Sundaes”.

Maybe they only expect to sell one

If Jalopnik had a middle name, it would probably be the word for questionable automobile purchase.

I blame the Mad Magazine fold-ins