He came to see the Bills play, but now he has medical bills to pay

The Ferrari was counted out (TKO) and Error was declared the winner.

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I have not tried the mystery cookie, but if they used a flavor they already have on the shelves, maybe it is s’mores flavor.

“He’s on to us!”
*Everyone runs out of the office at once

So what JD Power award would you say that would win?

You say you are an elevator professional instead of an escalator professional.

*weeks later
“He’s right, there are no public staircases!”

I realize the elevator company recommends not stepping up or down on escalators, however most people are not going to see the comment and will probably keep doing it.

Even if it is not needed to be a weatherman, it is not unusual here in Oklahoma for people to get trucks for other reasons. Hobbies like hunting and fishing, towing a boat or camper, transporting a dirt bike, go kart, or raft etc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hires_Root_Beer says “Hires availability in the U.S. is limited as other Dr. Pepper owned brands like A&W Root Beer are competing for the same bottlers on behalf of the same company” You might be able to get it online

At least the ones that didn’t do well in the test should make a good root beer float

At least it wasn’t the Aztek

After big storms, trees can get knocked over and block roads. When trying to follow storms, sometimes they need to take a dirt road.

The smell of burnt transmission fluid comes free

2022“Impossible Burger announced as Mayor”
2030 “Impossible Burger announces Presidential bid”

Thanks

Kind of like sending someone from the weather team out to stand in hurricane winds on camera

You’ve tasted fabric softener?

I don’t know why they would let anyone else use their vehicle to deliver, unless maybe the restaurant is buying it.