Then why are you sjws acting like he peed inside a decapitated baby

I know I know I’m so bad at this but you are just so very very good, in fact when you reply to me my penis/vagina gets all wet and extends in length to an incredible size of 2 and 1/33rd millimeters, and if I bring my two pinkie fingers together onto my pagina (because I am a hermaphrodite like Jamie Lee Curtis and…

So you’re the type of person who is so negative, you can’t even laugh at the guy for getting kicked oit, it just ruins ur whole night because you get offended by things that don’t matter and you stand up for causes that mean nothing. Hearing other people enjoying themselves makes you that mad huh? Must be that gerbil…

So I’m guessing you go to those orchestral symphonies where everyone sits like they just inserted a fresh gerbil into their rectum and he’s climbing swiftly to the large intestine? You know you love dat anal gerbil cmon show me ur anal gerbil

Ok, and I can tell girls to show me their tit s when I want to. You don’t have to do it, just like I can say what I want to even if I’m not serious. Things like, “a))s stoked as you are on Amy Schumer not needing a man to know when to blind us all with her floppy saggy disgusting chest, you must be a fat female human…

You’ve saved the day yet again, Lord sjw

I replied to the wrong person sorry shipping crates keep fighting these fascist sjws they are the worst thing I’ve seen

No need for a well thought out arguement when ur opponent is Amy Schumer. All of her jokes are about how she wants to get laid so bad but can’t cuz she’s fat. Or sometimes she gets laid and something awkward happens. Other times she outright steals jokes from other comedians and then lies about it. The only offensive…

Maybe they are drunk, having a good time, and wanted to interact with their favorite comedian, but lacking the natural gift the comedian possesses, ends up telling out something less funny than they thought it would be in their head. Or maybe they shouted without thinking from having more confidence than normal due to…

I’m sure that one comment indeed ruined the entire night for everyone. I mean, she might as well have canceled the show and refunded everyone’s money, and thAt guy deserves to make a public apology while we put him in the stocks and throw tomatoes at him

So according to you, every time I’ve attended live music and shouted out a request for a song I wanted to hear, I deserve to be kicked out for behaving most unorthodox

Lol gee, you must be the life of the party xD

What about brain hacking like in ghost in the shell? If any of what puppet master does Wil be possible than I’d never get a brain augment evvverrrrr

So you think it was justified to put someone who played Pokemon go in church in prison for half a decade, & you also think hurting animals is fun. Well, that figures