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Richard Cardenas
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As a Cowboys fan, of course I think Romo was the better overall QB because I’m a dumb homer and also there’s tons of stats that back that up, but obviously Eli has the two Super Bowl wins and in the end that’s really all that matters.

Ok my brain is totally broken because I’m at my desk in tears rewatching this video over and over. When it pans out and there’s another dude there.... OMG perfection. “Are you buying our jet fighters?”

Its the “and by the way, stronger than that” that makes our boy here just perfect in a way that no parody could ever capture. I’m just in awe of how he is just a distilled perfect version of himself in every way imaginable. 

LBJ was an asshole and the Vietnam War was an unforgivable mistake, but without LBJ we don’t get the Civil Rights Act, Voting Rights Act, Medicaid, all the Great Society and War on Poverty stuff. He was better at passing legislation than any Dem President since. There’s not a ton of Dem Presidents I’d hold up as

I agree. We can rehash 2016 forever, but the bottom line is Hillary didn’t get the vote out where and how she needed to. I think Biden has the potential to have the same problem.

I’m driven mad by anyone who talks about “well Biden is better than Donald Trump!” before the primary has even started! A sentient rock is better than Trump. Harvey Weinstein would probably be preferable to Trump.

To get an idea of how much kickers are paid, his career earnings after 24 seasons are right at $51m.

The IRS sent my company $270k on accident once. I quickly drove it to the bank and was all happy, thinking there’d been a screwup in our previous year’s return or something (note: this would not be possible, its a small business). I called the CPA before driving to the bank and left a message.

It’s so bad!!

Eat shit. Did the Union let you publish this? We don’t want to hear your dumb voice. Let the reporters and bloggers do the talking. You can sit your ass in your corner office and do blow or whatever it is that ghouls like you do. Leave our websites alone. They’re good and you’re not.

Jerry knows marketing. He’s not good at a lot of things, but one thing he’s good at is keeping the Cowboys in the news.

My conspiracy theory is that Jerry knew the number weeks ago or even before Zeke held out, but they’re betting that he stays healthier by doing his workouts in Cabo than he would if he were in training camp.

Oh for sure, I think Stephen’s comments are either a subtle jab or just the typical empty words that rich people use to describe each other to the press. 

The Joneses are the most effective NFL owners at achieving the goals of an NFL owner: their team is worth the most money.

“Three people were killed

The NFL one should definitely be “gain a yard” not a first down. The equivalent to getting a first down in the NFL is getting a 3-pointer in the NBA and like getting a double in the MLB. Or maybe a single that isn’t a walk. 

Ah yes, I was not allowed to see the movie when it came out because I was 9, but I was similarly obsessed with the idea of it.

Passed out drunk in his apartment, missed the flight.