The amazing thing is that Trump isn’t even good at cheating or lying. He’s so bad at it, but he’s brazen enough that it somehow works at some level. Or its frequent enough that people around him just accept that this is the way it is.

Lol, seeing Mr. “DEBATE ME YOU COWARD” turn tail and run in the face of moderate pushback from a calm interviewer is priceless.

I don’t think Splinter meant anything, but it might be worth pointing out the reason this facility has so many Jewish inmates is so they don’t have to bear the cost of having a Rabbi at every FCI. This may be an assumption on my part, but in my experience with the Bureau of Prisons, they don’t have infinite money to…

Federal vs State prison is a hell of a thing. Our Federal prison system is actually pretty humane. I’ve visited 3 or 4 Federal prisons and they’re seemingly well run, the guards and staff don’t seem like absolute psychos and overall while the facilities might be in need of repair, they’re well-tended and fairly clean.

I dunno, Kerry lost to George Bush in 2004, which is almost as embarrassing as losing to Trump in 2016. There’ve been so many bad terrible nominees in this damn party.

Man I gotta read this fucking book! Sounds fantastic if its worth all that money.

He’s better than John Kerry in 2004 is about the nicest thing I can say about Biden right now. 

This is why people are TERRIFIED of change in the system. Currently if things work out as intended you have to shell out thousands of dollars. So, the imagination goes to “Well if we change things I may have to shell out TENS of thousands of dollars??”

The more infuriating thing is after dipshit did his tweet, then CNN anchors started wondering why they hadn’t seen helicopters or planes dropping water... I’m not a firefighter but my first thought was “well if the walls are about to collapse, maybe don’t drop a bunch of weight on it?”

Industries are disrupted and replaced all the time in capitalism. When it happens in a way that creates a Rockefeller or a Bezos its called progress and no one focuses on the failed industries left behind. 

My 6 year old daughter beats me at smash sometimes and I have to smile and pretend like this is ok.

Would Avenatti have malpractice insurance that would pay out to the disabled guy? I have no idea how lawyers’ malpractice insurance works.

Never forget.

The sad thing is that there was just literally no way to predict this would happen. 

At least none of them are grabbing the mace.

There were liberals I knew that voted for Beto but didn’t believe he’d come within 10 points of Cruz on election day. He got within 3%. He has a better shot than anyone else of beating Cornyn.

Pointing out GOP hypocrisy is dumb and played out, but these dopes want medicaid and food stamp recipients to take drug tests, meanwhile...

I work down division street from the Ballpark in Arlington. Opening day is the worst traffic day of the year. At least Cowboys games are on the weekend and there’s hardly ever any other late afternoon games. 1:00 game traffic clears out before rush hour generally. 

I think it’s somewhat delusional to think we’d ever get a report that isn’t partially redacted. I’m sure a large part of the report is devoted to the Russian hackers’ attempts to hack our systems. Who they are etc. They’re not going to release the full extent of what we know or how we know it.

He’s gonna get Pewdiepie or Notch to throw out the opening pitch of an Indians game.