Man I gotta read this fucking book! Sounds fantastic if its worth all that money.

He’s better than John Kerry in 2004 is about the nicest thing I can say about Biden right now. 

This is why people are TERRIFIED of change in the system. Currently if things work out as intended you have to shell out thousands of dollars. So, the imagination goes to “Well if we change things I may have to shell out TENS of thousands of dollars??”

The more infuriating thing is after dipshit did his tweet, then CNN anchors started wondering why they hadn’t seen helicopters or planes dropping water... I’m not a firefighter but my first thought was “well if the walls are about to collapse, maybe don’t drop a bunch of weight on it?”

Industries are disrupted and replaced all the time in capitalism. When it happens in a way that creates a Rockefeller or a Bezos its called progress and no one focuses on the failed industries left behind. 

My 6 year old daughter beats me at smash sometimes and I have to smile and pretend like this is ok.

Would Avenatti have malpractice insurance that would pay out to the disabled guy? I have no idea how lawyers’ malpractice insurance works.

Never forget.

The sad thing is that there was just literally no way to predict this would happen. 

Our dystopia is turning out so much more banal than the ones in the movies. 

At least none of them are grabbing the mace.

There were liberals I knew that voted for Beto but didn’t believe he’d come within 10 points of Cruz on election day. He got within 3%. He has a better shot than anyone else of beating Cornyn.

Pointing out GOP hypocrisy is dumb and played out, but these dopes want medicaid and food stamp recipients to take drug tests, meanwhile...

I work down division street from the Ballpark in Arlington. Opening day is the worst traffic day of the year. At least Cowboys games are on the weekend and there’s hardly ever any other late afternoon games. 1:00 game traffic clears out before rush hour generally. 

I think it’s somewhat delusional to think we’d ever get a report that isn’t partially redacted. I’m sure a large part of the report is devoted to the Russian hackers’ attempts to hack our systems. Who they are etc. They’re not going to release the full extent of what we know or how we know it.

He’s gonna get Pewdiepie or Notch to throw out the opening pitch of an Indians game.

Scott Walker was leading R polls around this time in the 2016 cycle. I predict we’ll have flameouts of both Biden and Beto here in the next 2-3 months. 

This breaks my heart so much. My daughter was born the day of Sandy Hook. I saw bits and pieces of the news about it while my wife was in labor. Saw Obama crying on the TV in the waiting room as I was going out to give updates to friends and family.

I already wanted M4A but now I’m all in just for the sports teams billing fraud scandals. Dallas Mavericks gonna get caught billing for daily x-rays on like the whole training staff.

Eh, rich people like that have dozens of people working for them who can find out where to take boss for a quick rub ‘n tug when he’s in the mood. They’re paid to keep their mouths shut. Look at how much Cohen had to go through before he would turn on Trump. Look at how basically none of Trump’s other long-term…