Put all the escaped livestock on the land that those assholes in Montana or whatever keep claiming they get to use for free.

“Some people are fans of the Denver Broncos. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Houston Texans. This 2018 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.”

Non-T-shirt wearing folks. 

White guy here—DRAG US THROUGH THE FUCKING MUD! Its so fucking easy being a white dude online. God it’s fantastic. The only example anyone has come up with for a white guy who faced consequences online is Kevin Williamson, and he even wrote an op-ed today that was like “don’t make this about me.”

The thing that will finally bring American Football to Europe will be an exodus of disgraced talented coaches. 

“tweaking the red and green in the logo “to cater to the millennials.”

I feel like Drew would’ve bankrupted Deadspin if he’d gotten involved here. 

The first three Close Combat games were amazing at the time. 

They had this deal going on prime day and I got one. I’m very happy. 

They had this deal going on prime day and I got one. I’m very happy. 

The type of person that would fire you for something like this is the type of person that would send a text stating “I’m making you come in at 12"

It’s 110 degrees in Texas and I have a 1 yr old and 5 yr old. Someone will kill someone if we go another weekend without leaving the house what do we do. 

The best part is that people are ordering Papa John’s to support Papa John who was fired by Papa John’s.

Obama is far less an establishment Democrat than any of the people listed in the first paragraph who have been around for decades. Obama came to the Senate in 2005, 13 years after the Clintons started their stranglehold on the party. 18 years after Nancy Pelosi came to congress.

Unfortunately because of how the election calendar works in most states, its too late. It’s too late for new candidates to get on the ballot now. Most states have already had their primaries. Its too late for fresh blood in most states.

God damned Goddell probably still gonna give him a suspension. 

I love the Lord of the Rings books, but I can’t be mad. Turgid fits. 

Truly thank you Hamilton. 

It’s good.

I look forward to shooting my age when I’m in my 120s. 

This is the same shit Forbes has been doing to dipshits for decades. Read about how they evaluated Trump’s worth back in the 80's.