Thank you for defending the honor of that most beautiful and valiant creature, the “gamer.”

Dredd is THE SHIT but I can’t in good conscience write about it when The Raid is right there with the same plot but slightly better everything.

“With this, the first 100% penis-obsessed article...”

Alright, I’ve been dying to bring this up here since I spent way too long researching this yesterday after my rewatch of the series.

One time, in high school, our math teacher got so angry at our class that he just looked at us and and jumped casually out the classroom window (it was second floor, but not obscenely high since the first floor was partially underground). He returned several minutes later with candy for everyone. So, really, I think…