SNLpai finally noticed us? Does this mean we're all famous now by way of tenuous association?

My sister was 3 and I was a sullen 13 when we bought this for her. I must have seen it like 60 times. Those were dark days.

How often does Josh soil himself? Guys, I'm worried about him. Maybe he should see a doctor about it?

Can somebody call Michelle Monaghan's agent and tell them to get her better movie roles? Step that shit up, man! I mean, come on!

Investigate 311!

oh god why

Come now; they were at least two dimensional. They may have been about as deep as a sheet of tracing paper, but surely we can say they had width and height?

I liked what little I've read about and seen of it. The cast seems nice, too. I hope it's not a disappointment.

Man I really hope Duncan Jones's movie turns out good.

Had a 1999 Clio (that we hand to sell a few months ago) with all the 90s Clio trappings: wonderful British racing green paint, piece of shit engine, pedals that pushed back, had to replace a door at some point. Good times.

Would you happen to have a link for that Vice video? Got curious.

That would actually make me watch the show.

Can they not? How many times must these two duel?

So basically; True Blood, Doctor Who, literally any semi-popular Syfy show, etc.

Well, fuck.

For some reason I seem to remember her at least showing up more often or at least having roles that had lines, plural.

These movies are pretty emblematic of the current action movie landscape where with each sequel they just ramp shit up to a point where none of the action makes any sense or has any effect on the viewer.

Man I am a sucker for John Cena doing non-wrestling things. That positivity is contagious. I think I enjoyed this episode despite itself purely because of Cena.

Next week's twist: it was Mara with the actual TV head the whole time! DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!!

I did a lot of diving headfirst into concrete/rock/spikes in TR3. My sister loved drowning Tommy in Vice City. I think all kids are just cruel bastards regardless of a predilection for serial murder. Don't try doing this whole "killing Lara using environmental hazards" thing in the current rebooted Tomb Raider games,…