At least she's got pants on.

So. If I had to buy a single copy of Blade Runner, which one do you guys think it should be? Because there are like 5 different cuts of the beast at this point, I think.

Judging from the header image, alternative title:

Can someone explain this poor hermit what exactly Harlem Shake is? Because it looks like it's just a bunch of people in random costumes doing unrelated dances while this one horrible tune plays in the background, which seems like it shouldn't be this whole big thing, but it is.

But will it have hoedowns that inexplicably take 10 minutes so I can stop watching halfway through an episode?

That was pretty much the laziest language work I've seen in a while. I mean granted kinda Turkmen is different from Turkish but I'm betting they don't just use infinitive mood for every verb and throw in Turkish loan words from Farsi to form a sentence. It's kinda hard to laugh at "gurp gorp" jokes when you're…

The fact that I keep reading the dialogue in their JLU voices make these strips incredibly creepy to me.

It does read like a fighting game; complete with horrible, expository dialogue.

Wait. Giancarlo Esposito is in this?

Does giggling count as a sound?

If Smith's gotta go, I say, let's finally get a female doctor.

Will he eat small tomatoes? Will they pop when he bites them? That's all that matters to me.

This brings me to the other important question:

I can add Emma Emmerich in MGS2 and the only female character in Bulletstorm whose name eludes me right now to that list. I think I hear her in cartoons more often.

One of the best stories out of the whole Star Wars Tales thing. Also one of Sean Murphy's cleaner works. I also like the one where they name the Death Star.

It's also written by one "Ice Van Winkle". If that doesn't give it away, what does?

Hell yes. I am one hundred percent supporting this. I've always wished this would happen. A heavily accented assassin, casually dropping Turkish swearwords. Desmond already looks like a Turkish footballer, anyway.

The only proper example of a melee combat focused first person "shooter" I can think of is Dark Messiah of Might and Magic whose gameplay boiled down to blocking a lot and kicking orcs towards pointy objects. There is also the similar but multiplayer only Pirates, Vikings and Knights, which isn't a whole lot better…

The only proper example of a melee combat focused first person "shooter" I can think of is Dark Messiah of Might and Magic whose gameplay boiled down to blocking a lot and kicking orcs towards pointy objects. There is also the similar but multiplayer only Pirates, Vikings and Knights, which isn't a whole lot better…

Shame Carlin isn't alive.