Either this is a perfectly reasonable thing to latch onto, or you and I are nerodivergent in very similar ways.

It never explains why they skip fourth position? 

He’s 36.

It’s weird that the summer only has room for two films now. That’s climate change for you!

I don’t want to be that guy, but... this just sounds like “playing with your kids will sometimes result in your kids getting hurt.” Well, yeah. That’s the risk that comes with physical activity. Letting your kid climb trees runs the risk of them falling out of trees. Letting your kid ride a bike means they might fall…

Jeopardy hosts who are scabs for $200: Ken Jennings.

Um, so we don’t think that Ben was just super annoyed at the paps? I mean that look and “what the fuck” hand gesture pretty much tells that story. Leave these people alone on this whole “will they get divorced soon” thing. It’s like “when will she get pregnant? Is she pregnant?” Jennifer Aniston news. Just fucking…

Justice Neil Gorsuch, nominated by Donald Trump in 2017 to a stolen seat

I guess the fact that an experimental rocket failed isn’t that big a deal. What is a big deal is that I now have a new phrase to use when I destroy something. “No, honey, I most certainly did not ‘blow up’ your car. It merely experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly.”

Elon, it’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!

I’m willing to accept that an 85 year old might not know all the ins and outs of a Twitter controversy.

I would like to point out that the Right actually hated Rowling first. They only switched when she got Terfy, before that she was luring children to Satan.

Oh I saw it last night. And it was underwhelming. There’s a reason that Disney/Pixar movies are multilayered enough to keep grownups entertained and engaged in the story. I think the reason is to make tons of money from multiple viewings.

I’m not sure I’ve ever said this about a Republican, but she is 100% right, there is no reason for this administration to afford this ruling any legitimacy whatsoever.  And I would go even further--even if the Supreme Court upheld this decision, I would say the administration should even ignore THAT.  That institution…

I’m sorry but “Milk as a sports drink”? Do they seriously not realize milk is fucking awful as a sports drink? it literally congeals in your stomach which can cause cramps as it slaps around. Like what the fuck?

The idea that we should drink milk to help keep rural communities alive is pretty quaint, considering that those communities would happily see the rest of us die.

So tired of this vaguebooking shit. Yes, celebrities have a right to a private life too, but if they are airing this shit out themselves then they need to stop being fucking cute about it and just name names.

They already do this. When I set up my mother’s account (in another residence) netflix explicitly said it was fine to share since I was paying for access on two devices simultaneously. 

If they make it that hard to use something I don’t use very often, I might stop using it entirely.