Guys help. I’m finding Ben Affleck very attractive in these Dunkin ads and I don’t know what to do.

Oh god. Rent. That film is an embarrassment. I love the show (though I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea), but they failed so miserably in the adaptation that it’s almost impressive. While I understand why the wanted to use the majority of the original cast they were all too old to be playing early 20s by the time…

Funny you mention this but over the weekend I listened to Mo Rocca’s Mobituaries podcast, because apparently I’m 100 years old, and it was about famous people who died on the same day. The biggest one Rocca covered was Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson — Michael completely bumped her out of the news cycle, as you…

The absolute best JT could hope for is to say “I was a spoiled rich asshole at the time and I’ve grown over the years. I would never do or say things now that I did and said then.” ... and hope that he is mostly forgiven for it.

I certainly wouldn’t oppose a bipartisan solution, but the Democrats shouldn’t just agree for free.

That’s a summer house, Conan O’Brien has a place near there too. A lot of wealthy people own vacation homes in that area. She may have bought it regardless of the Kennedy. 

I want to know two things: 1) wth is on that web page they have to read that’s so important that they think people don’t already know. 2) why in the world do they think it takes 24 hours to interpret and process the contents of that page? These women are not deciding to have an abortion and getting it the same day.…

Not only that, but we're the MAJORITY by a country mile. In 2016, the AMA published the largest study ever conducted regarding abortions, with over 200k women participating. Over 98% of them did not regret their abortion. 98%. Those who regret fall into two categories: They were coerced or they were from religious…

I don’t think he sucks for being honest. I think he sucks for pressuring her into doing something she clearly did not want to.

What do you mean starting to? This inane obsession with some singer’s love life is fucking strange right from the jump.

Now do best plates; because the North West Territories’ polar bear wins every time.

Kelce has a game tonight. They are hosting the Denver Broncos.

ok, so a few season’s ago they had a few episodes that were basically hours long advertisements for a cruise line, i think it was virgin voyages or something.

“I’ll talk about my life and when the kids were little and I was with them, but they’re men now,” she said. “They’ve got their own lives and there isn’t a man alive that’s going to talk to their mom about their personal life. It’s just not gonna happen.”

I think this goes hand-in-hand with cereal box toys no longer being a thing either 

I think you intuitively know the answers to all those questions. No lender on the planet can move this fast, and even in the absurdly unlikely scenario where she paid cash it couldn’t be negotiated, documented (including title work), filed, and funded in anything close to this amount of time.  He may have been on meds…

This right here is the answer.

Put cool ass toys in there again and we’ll start buying again. This isn’t even a joke. I’m in my early 40s and my generation just really really falls for this. Something that glows in the dark, something linticular? Bam. Sales.

The Most Popular Salad Dressing According To People Who Buy Shitty Kraft Dressing in Every State

Notice the slug in the bottom right of the graphic. These are the most popular KRAFT dressings in those states. Nebraska has a homegrown variation on french dressing called Dorothy Lynch Homestyle Dressing that was invented post WWII at a small central NE town Legion Hall that is absolutely required to be stocked by…