Hey, we must be cousins! My family has always liked to say “Never convicted!”

March is VERY optimistic of them. We were invited to a wedding in May, and I’m not holding my breath that we’ll actually be able to go.

My town has very little walking infrastructure and no public transit. It’s also hot as balls most of the year. The only way to play is to drive to the stops (Or spend money).
When it first came out, I mostly only got to play when I was the passenger in the car. Then they updated it and quit allowing that.

It’s easier…

I listen with the screen turned all the way down to fall asleep, so I’d love this feature. 

Here small, less expensive properties get snapped up FAST by house flippers with cash. Then they upgrade them and try to resell them at profit- but at the higher price there aren’t as many buyers. We got in our neighborhood before the boom, and I don’t think we could afford to buy our own house now in this market.…

I only know about Ryan because we got a book in a daycare book exchange. Annoyingly, my child likes it. I won't show him the show or anything else though. I also keep trying to "lose" it. 

The Gosslin kids had people on set making sure conditions were fair with laws about how many hours a day the kids could work. Do YouTubers have those kind of protections?

The vaccinated will only return to maskless life if they’re really fucking dumb. We have to keep wearing masks until 70, 80% of people are vaccinated.

Normalizing this kind of thing is how people, usually women, don't realize they have a problem. I certainly don't think a commercial can cause someone to be an alcoholic, but it's normalizing unhealthy drinking. If someone is sneaking off for drinks to make it through their day, that's concerning. 

“now am caught between being a decent human being and being a committed husband”

I bet they still voted for him though. 

Aw man, I have seen enough Tom Cruise movies to picture exactly how he’d deliver that statement and the icy glare that would accompany it and it would be worse than the screaming for me.

They claim that people would know which kid because that kid would be absent the next day. :/ But really, I don’t think it should be considered a violation. People need to share this information!

Plus most places do a shit job of contact tracing. It’s a lot easier just to be like- who ate lunch with Jimmy this week?…

Yeah, I don’t plan to lie to my kid or to tell him he can’t talk about it. This really perfectly articulates what it is about that part of the Santa thing bothers me so much. He’s 5. It’s not his job to manage the beliefs of his peers. (Although, this is something I’m happy about covid- currently there are no peers to…

Please ask me for an honest outside opinion. I LOVE judging baby names. I will be brutally honest, but fair. 

Yeah, a teacher friend of mine said they don’t even get told, they just know because they can tell their room’s been deep cleaned.

They’re not even boomers, they’re older than that. People in their 70-80 are the Silent Generation.

Yup. I am retiring the very second I am old enough. I will retire on my birthday and it will be glorious. 

Holy crap. This was a good read. 

No. Both shots will have to be from the same manufacturer.