I totally think it’s a kind gesture, even though I hate B&W pictures of hands like that. Just admit you want privacy and don’t share a photo of the baby at all.

My aunt said a microbiologist friend said to wash your hands AND FACE when you get home from going anywhere. Seems like a not terrible idea. I’ve been showering when I get home from work anyways, but on the whole two other errands I’ve run, I’ve added fashwashing. 

The problem is that it is both an asshole thing to not return the cart, but also to presume someone else is an asshole if they don’t return the cart. Self righteous people are 100% going to be an asshole when they see other people not return carts, without stopping for two seconds to question why someone didn’t return…

So while the cashiers don’t have control over leaky items, that’s kind of exactly why you bag chemicals separately. I don’t really care if my deodorant and toothpaste and in a bag with mac and cheese, or whatever, but that’s the one area where my usual store is actually super anal about. They will put a single stick…

I dunno, there is an undisputed correct way to bag raw meat and it is NOT in the same bag as lunchmeat. I’ve started putting the raw meat on the belt first so I can grab the bag as soon as the raw meats are in it and people will stop trying to give my family salmonella by mixing raw and cooked meats.

Pre-COVID, if I was on my way into the store, I’d usually grab an abandoned, non-corralled cart on the way in. I wouldn’t go out of my way to do it, and if it was raining, I’d wait for a dry cart.

My grandma wore housedresses. When she died, and we went through her clothes, it was the one thing that I said absolutely had to be saved. She mostly had two or three in a rotation, but the one I wanted was pink and floral print. It may have come from Hawaii. It took a while before I was bold enough to wear it myself,…

Click on the Hilary tweet. You will not be disappointed.

But what is concerning is that it is a popular plant in some areas, despite the fact that it is highly toxic. How many people are gonna hear him say that and try to make tea or some shit with the leaves or flowers? Because they will die. 

All oleanders are poisonous, and all parts of them are poisonous to nearly all animals, not just humans. They’re SUPER toxic. If people go out to those bushes in their yards and start eating any part, they will die- but not from COVID, so I guess that’s a win?

When I was a kid and didn’t eat anything but chicken strips, it was a fun time! We went to one in the mall in Dallas? Outside Dallas? There was a big ass mall with a rainforest cafe inside that had this animitronic crocodile that was so scary and cool when I was like, 12.

Unisom and Zzzquil are just benadryl with different marketing. 

I saw the video on Twitter and had no idea they did it to raise money until I saw this today. 

Because even my GYN runs pregnancy tests when it would be medically impossible for a test to detect pregnancy at that point in my cycle. If you have regular cycles, there’s about 3 weeks each month where pregnancy tests are completely useless. But the doctors don't trust us. 

She said they did a test and it was negative. It was probably just too soon.

I dunno, They’re saying that people have heart and lung damage weeks and months after recovering. In the long term, I think the guys who opt out are looking out for the future. They can’t play with reduced lung capacity and heart damage. If I were an athlete I’d sit out the season if it meant not potentially ending my…

I saw banner ads and landing pages for it and went, “God, I hated that fucking movie. Why on earth would they do it again, but longer? The book was garbage too.”

I’ve only ever seen the GIF, so I didn’t even know it was a song. 

The district here said they just hired enough additional custodians so that each school would have 4. FOUR.
The main academic wing of my high school had a perimeter that was 1/4 mile long. If you did four laps of the outside edged hallways, it’s a mile. That doesn’t include all the hallways intersecting it. Two…