I find it hard to imagine trump playing an instrument unless it was a kazoo. Even then, I figure he'd be blowing into the wrong end.

Exactly. Plus what would a text message from the president about 9/11 even done since we didn’t know about it till it happened 

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

That would make for sharper rain, but the HDR effect is done by layering multiple exposures. The idea is that it brings out the shadows and makes high contrast “pop,” but also results in a hot neon mess with soft shadows most of the time, and people tend to max out any slider they see in photo editing apps. It’s a…

not knowing all the words, i suspect.

I must be getting old because I no longer recognize new euphemism for cocaine. 

A couple things:

“Okay you’re running, running, running and the defender says that your great grandparents were complicit during the holocaust when the Nazis pillaged from the jews.”

No more Taco Bell for you.

Ope. Well, now I feel like a bit of an ass. 

So they took the 1040EZ form and printed it in landscape mode. Got it.

No, because it’s those tiny percentages that really matter in terms of risk. It’s not about making the data pretty, it’s about how close we are to the herd immunity thresholds for various vaccines, which are in the 90's.

I’m going to put this as gently as I can... Go fuck yourself. I mean, the family could have just smothered the kid as soon as he was born so the IHOP manager wouldn’t have had to deal with a new situation, right? Can I get an amen?

He doesn’t even deserve the happiness that mariachis bring. He needs to get tuba’d everywhere from now on.

Same

FTFY. Now you don’t have a clickbait article that is only relevant news to 9% of Americans (and probably a much smaller percentage of Lifehacker readers).

There is no conspiracy. This was 30 seconds in Word and a bad idea.

As a GIS professional, I'm going to say it with some authority: Nathan Yau has no idea how to make a map. These dots are almost completely arbitrary. There might be 10 Burger Kings in your town, but only 1 Sonic, but if the Sonic happens to be closer to the center of the dot, it gets the color? This should be a raster…