No. She's talking about your average work bitch. You know how people will have a work spouse, or a work parent? This is like that, except it's a bitch. I happen to be the work jerk in my office.

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He was going to explain it in detail, with a video but they found him out. They caught up to him at last. I'm afraid that's the last we'll ever hear of RenRen.

Superman Returns is still more inspirational than Man of Steel.

Things and stuff.

Ah nutts... you're right!

Now THAT needs a proper reboot.

What were you on that morning??? Even when I was running track and playing football in HS (in Baltimore County btw), in the best shape I've been in (running wise, I'm stronger now) I would NEVER, NEVER have run a marathon. 26.2 can kiss my arse.
I can only imagine getting up one morning from scratch in my college days…

As someone who was in this exact same situation, I can't recommend enough a Couch to 5k program. I never thought I'd be able to run a full mile without stopping or dying, let alone 3 but one of these programs really makes it possible. And I like that it gives you an excuse to go to for a run 3 times a week to stick…

I remember Her having more principle female cast than male. Scarlett, Rooney, Olivia...Joaquin.

Lawnmower Depp looks pretty good.

'cause we're all slow on the uptake, I think.

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Sign me up on that list too... Seems like a whole boat load of incorrect scientific paradigms are about to shift :)

Well I was just going of of your post which, while tongue in cheek, did appear as an over simplification.

Insert here a joke about Gawker readers being so quick to label anything and everything as racist/sexist/homophobic.

No matter how drunk you are, you will never be as drunk as this guy.

If we'd started the fire it wouldn't be freezing.

Former cop here. If you're out on patrol and you're not doing anything pressing, you go to everything you can if you care about the safety of your buddies. I've been in a fight for my life after responding to a complaint of loud music coming from a parked car. "How many cops does it take to respond to a loud music…

If the kid goes running or disappears into a neighborhood, it sure helps to have a few more feet on the ground. The crime is "Interfering with the operation of an aircraft", and in many states it is a FELONY. I assure you that police attempting to apprehend an individual suspected of a felony take it quite seriously.