It didn’t make biological sense to begin with, and we were telling our colleagues at CDC about it for a while. School districts in Iowa were getting away with shenanigans like setting a timer to 14 minutes and then having the students get up and get away from each other, then starting the timer away. And only now CDC…

You’re in the same state that moved dates around the X axis of a graph to make it look like COVID was going down when it was remaining steady. So good luck trusting a dashboard.

Yes, now.

None.

You could have just posted this episode of The Outer Limits. It explains why teleportation is going to be a hard no from me:

Negative, comrade. It was between 37% (for type A) and 50% (for type B), and 55% effective in children, all during the 2019-2020 influenza season. If you’re going to lie, make sure you don’t get caught.

I still have the “obsolete” 2012 MacBook Pro with Retina display. It runs chrome. It runs Office. It runs R Studio. All I need to get my work (epidemiologist) done.

It’s a longshot in the current political climate, but you should contact your Representative and maybe their office can call the Education Department and have a chat with them. What’s the worst they can say?

I was looking for a straw man, and you provided it! Great job, wingnut!

AOL How old are you fifty

Don’t end texts With a period What am I an animal

“Nothing personal. Just business,” they seemed to say.

There was a strain of influenza Type B that was not covered by the vaccine and was going around. That’s why it took a while for Type A to become dominant. Since the rapid lab tests are designed to pick up vaccine strains, a lot of people had this flu-like illness that was testing negative for flu. That’s why this…

Can you get me a deal on homeopathy next? I mean, since we’re selling snake oil and whatnot.

Can you get me a deal on homeopathy next? I mean, since we’re selling snake oil and whatnot.

Define... “load.”

Time IS fleeting... Madness takes its toll.

I don’t know, Beth. I heard some dude in Oklahoma took it for fourteen days and never developed symptoms after being in China three years ago. :-p

Psst. I got some snake oil I can send you. Send me your credit card number, expiration date and security code. ;-)

Remind me to one day buy you a beer and tell you the sad, sad story of Salmonella baltimorii.

“...in which he claims to know the location of secret portals to heave that we can access...”