I’m not going to lie... As an epidemiologist, the best part of that movie was when Gweyneth Paltrow’s character dies.

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A lot of countries around the world depend on oil for revenue. Oil goes down, their economies go down. Their economies go down, and dependent economies go down. And then it all trickles down.

Pfft. It’s Spring Back! When someone lays a trap for you, you spring back and say, “Aha! You didn’t get me!” But if you fall into the trap, you “Fall Forward.” Learn it. Know it. Live it.

I’m here from the future to tell you that Sen. Warren has dropped out of the race and is endorsing... (SPOILER ALERT)...

Age quod agis, motherbleeper.

Will it be grosser than whatever is coming out of his lower digestive system? If yes, then don’t use it. If not, grin and bear it.

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not a single fatality in anyone under 10? Worldmeters.info... How cute.

“And you can verify this by asking yourself a quick question: How many times have I been naked in front of my computer in the past few months?”

LOL. You think “so may try to get into the teaching profession”? What’s with all the shortages in teachers, then?

How can I mark your words? Is there an annotation program for web pages or something?

LOL. You wear eye protection, too? Because them there’s mucous membranes too, my friend.

You and I both know this is not quite true. No one worth their salt has said or written that you should not worry about Coronavirus.

That one flew right over your head, didn’t it? I guess “Senior Manager in charge of Understanding Context” is not your title?

Thanks for this idea. 900 days here. We’re planning on writing a letter to the toddler on day 1,000 and save it for them to read when they’re older.

Aren’t we all? Coronavirus, amirite?

Aren’t we all? Coronavirus, amirite?

“Ward Off,” not “Ward of.” ;-) 

“Ward Off,” not “Ward of.” ;-) 

Let us not stand on ceremony here, Mr. Wayne...

Who’s that? ;-)