Jesus Christ? Of Nazareth?

Okay, boomer.

Token? The author of the Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Check it out? Motherbleeper, I had lunch with the technical advisers.

You chill... And give me back my shirt. You’re stretching it!

Maybe I will. Maybe I won’t. Your hopes are meaningless and have (patient) zero influence on whether or not I do, so...

Well, I never said (nor wrote) that “patient zero” was invalid, so...

Nah, man. Nah. “Virus Hunter” by CJ Peters is the real deal.

“Patient Zero.” Cute. Nice to see you paid attention to “Outbreak” with Dustin Hoffman.

Then you tell people to get their flu shot and they lose their g-damned minds.

Yeah, suck on that, judge!

“Honey, I’m not worried about your ability to drive. I’m worried about everyone else’s.” - Every mother ever.

The influenza vaccine is not the best that we have, and it could be better. But it is better than nothing. The Japanese learned the hard way about the benefits of the flu vaccine. When they stopped requiring it for their children, they saw a spike in cases and deaths of influenza-related complications in older adults.…

1. I’m not making that mistake again. When Jesus Diaz proclaimed that HIV had been cured (and, surprise, it wasn’t), and I called him out on it, I was the one who got banned for a month.

Do you have time to fact-check the antivaxxers replying to this, or are we cool with letting them use you for a sounding board?

Clarify this for me, if you can. What is the difference between a “punk ass bitch” and a “bitch ass punk”?

This is so much harder to do in Spanish (and, from what I hear, French).

Hit the eggnog a little too hard?

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Water comes from rain?!