Countdown to the great Windows-Apple/Apple-Windows flame war of 2019 in 3... 2... 1...

Don’t forget those of us stuck in the Middle Ages who still use R: http://xkcd.r-forge.r-project.org/

One day, I missed the bus to take me out of the little town in central Nebraska and back to college. Undeterred, mom drove me all the way to Denver, not knowing if the bus would still be there when we got there. On the way, a tire blew out and the car battery died. (Thanks, Wal-Mart kid who stayed after his shift to…

I actually researched this after I posted that comment. It appears that storms don’t start near the equator and rarely (very, very rarely) cross it. But it has happened. There was a storm that had its effects being felt on both sides of the equator, and some US Navy ship was stuck in it by surprise because it wasn’t…

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Cyclones can’t cross the equator? Is there, like, a big wall or something?

You, sir, are a patriot.

Oh, Google fanboys... Apple was bricking macs way before Google ever was.

Please. Like anyone can pee on demand and then throw it. We’re not monkeys... Though monkeys throw poop, so.

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Psst... Tip from a biostatistics guy: Adjust for population. Don’t just give the numbers like this. How did the population change between those two time periods? The change will be more impressive when you do that.

You almost (almost) sound like the angry conservatives who lost their mind when Superman renounced his citizenship.

Sure as hell wasn’t the vaccines.

Is there a mumbo large, mumbo medium, mumbo small? Asking for a friend.

Only sociopaths would think children suffering the consequences of their parents’ actions (and inaction) is somehow okay.

“You’re a loser. I’m a winner. I’m a swimmer, let’s eat dinner. It’s Chinese. Brother, please.”

I got the vapors.

It would have been funnier if he would have slapped him WITH the hat.

What would he have done if the kid was wearing a red MAGA hat? That’s a conundrum right there...

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