Le Batard has talked a lot about his contract and what he can and cannot say/do, and it seems to me that he’s probably got a clause in there protecting him more than other talent. I mean, he’s on air for 3 hours in the morning and then the half hour TV show in the afternoon. With the level of thoughtful commentary he…

And the way the keeper performed, he deserved the insult. I mean, the dude was half a second off in his reactions... Says the big dude sitting in front of his computer.

Heard? Ah... I read that as “hard.” Works either way.

This is definitely a “handoff” movie. Maverick is going to die/retire/be captured somewhere along the way and whoever “Phoenix” is takes over for the next sequel... Leading to fanboys losing it because she’s, you know, sans-penis (like that guy in Florida).

What is it with you baseball fans suddenly just wanting everyone to go back to where they came from?

Sir, I’d like to buy you a drink and congratulate you for winning the internet... uh... yesterday.

Why have laws? Because laws are not universally correct and set in stone. For example, we had laws against black people sitting on a counter or in the front of the bus. When they decided enough was enough, and they broke those laws, people — much like you and others are doing — start asking about the necessity for…

Thanks, Dr. Buzz Killington.

When you write “big,” what are we talking about, more or less?

Cocky until someone stands up to them...

Wow! What part of your body are you using to type, then?

“If you don’t want anyone to find out, don’t do it.” - Old Chinese Proverb

Yeah, I have a comment... WHAT?

PeePee Teepees, for the win.

“So glad the wife and I never had kids. What have you done to make the world a better place?”

Millions, maybe. There haven’t been that many people in the world since the 1950s.

But can it do biostatistics?

It’s not the falling from the sky that kills you... It’s the sudden stop at the end.

You want to be thoroughly screened? Try having a Colombia visitor visa and being a big Mexican dude. Man, those immigration and TSA people can’t get over that.

Needs some sort of punctuation to tell us that each word should be said in a certain cadence.