Will it be grosser than whatever is coming out of his lower digestive system? If yes, then don’t use it. If not, grin and bear it.

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Not a single fatality in anyone under 10? Worldmeters.info... How cute.

“And you can verify this by asking yourself a quick question: How many times have I been naked in front of my computer in the past few months?”

LOL. You think “so may try to get into the teaching profession”? What’s with all the shortages in teachers, then?

How can I mark your words? Is there an annotation program for web pages or something?

LOL. You wear eye protection, too? Because them there’s mucous membranes too, my friend.

You and I both know this is not quite true. No one worth their salt has said or written that you should not worry about Coronavirus.

That one flew right over your head, didn’t it? I guess “Senior Manager in charge of Understanding Context” is not your title?

Thanks for this idea. 900 days here. We’re planning on writing a letter to the toddler on day 1,000 and save it for them to read when they’re older.

Aren’t we all? Coronavirus, amirite?

Aren’t we all? Coronavirus, amirite?

“Ward Off,” not “Ward of.” ;-) 

“Ward Off,” not “Ward of.” ;-) 

Let us not stand on ceremony here, Mr. Wayne...

Yeah, suck on that, judge!

“Honey, I’m not worried about your ability to drive. I’m worried about everyone else’s.” - Every mother ever.

Clarify this for me, if you can. What is the difference between a “punk ass bitch” and a “bitch ass punk”?

This is so much harder to do in Spanish (and, from what I hear, French).

TL;DR

Countdown to the great Windows-Apple/Apple-Windows flame war of 2019 in 3... 2... 1...

Don’t forget those of us stuck in the Middle Ages who still use R: http://xkcd.r-forge.r-project.org/