Millions, maybe. There haven’t been that many people in the world since the 1950s.

But can it do biostatistics?

It’s not the falling from the sky that kills you... It’s the sudden stop at the end.

You want to be thoroughly screened? Try having a Colombia visitor visa and being a big Mexican dude. Man, those immigration and TSA people can’t get over that.

Needs some sort of punctuation to tell us that each word should be said in a certain cadence.

I’m not saying he’s racist... But racists seem to kind of like him.

Bunny was there to eat carrots and kick ass... And he was all out of carrots.

You’re welcome. ;-) 

Without reading the replies to you, I’m going to tell you that they will tell you that it’s hard because of whatever reasons a non-Black person will give you...

What do you mean “people”?

Bezos? Like the owner of Amazon? Or “besos,” like the plural of kisses, in Spanish?

Just now, 24 hours after watching the video, have I un-curled myself from the fetal position I assumed on the floor.

I see what you did there, and I like it.

Jim Carrey is an anti-vaxxer, so...

How many of these were already available on Android, and where are my Android Fanbois at? ;-)

“Then go live in Finland,” said my most conservative friend. I wish I could. From what I’ve read and seen, it’s beautiful.

Sheetz? In Pennsyltuckey? Surely, you’re sh•tting me, no pun intended.

The best way to prevent anti-vaccine people in the future is to give kids the tools to understand what vaccines are and what they prevent today. So, yeah, do all these things for your friends, but also be a good role model to their children. When your child is immunized, tell them to spread the good news. Have them…

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Man, after he left ESPN, the dude really went dark.