Molé, win an accent, eh?

We all had our Superman, just like we all have our Doctor. My Superman is and always will be Tom Welling, because Smallville was on during my formative years.

No.

Having been flying out of either BWI or Washington/Dulles, I call this list bullsh*t. BWI is way better than Dulles. Dulles is as if I stepped back into the 1960s. I mean, there’s buses taking you to your plane!

Alright... Can you next look at why I’m always followed around at the mall?

Eat enough and you’ll sh*t a brick.

“The cost of a medical student’s loans.”

Yeah, it’s amazing to me how some folks who are afraid of technology because they’re afraid of “breaking” computers are very much okay with touch-devices and learn the gestures with no problems.

A piece of tech that is not for everyone? Color me surprised.

So the idea here is to have something you have and something you know, right? So I know my password and I have my phone to get a code (with Google Authenticator) or a key. Is it necessary to have all three?

I’m not saying he’s racist, but he’s hugging and thumbs-upping a racist, so...

To my most conservative friend who said, “Don’t label all white people based on the actions of this one asshole,” I say this:

Ah, the Supplements and Complementary and Alternative Medicine. (SCAM, for short.) I’m of the belief that if an ailment is all in your head, but not as a result of a brain pathology, you might as well try something magical.

What we have here is an arms race, of sorts, between Apple and those who’d hack it. And we’re all going to benefit from it.

Nah, man. Nah. La policia can do their jobs without getting all up in my business. In the long run, it’s better for society when privacy is respected by the authorities.

Please, save your sole-iloquy for the theater.

Improbable, not impossible.

Careful. You’re toeing the line between funny and unacceptably funny.

Who got hit by lightning yearly enough to calculate the odds?

Take all the money people are spending on lotteries and other gambling, put it in the stock market, wait a generation, and fund all of the social programs to truly have a “First World” nation. But no, we like it this way. We’re the proverbial frog in the pan with the hot water and stuff.