Correct.

Mexico is a little bit different in this regard. She was a successful entrepreneur, which always paints a target on your back there. Too many crimes like these go unsolved while the ones that are by intimate partner do get solved, just not punished strongly enough.

Yep, all those low percentages are no better than 0%. You’re the kind of guy who keeps their cash under the mattress because interest from a savings account is not 98%, right?

“Why should I listen to you if you’re gonna call “assholes” people who don’t vaccinate because they are too sensitive about being called assholes for thinking only about themselves right from the start? That’s the exact wrong way to get someone on your side.”

Yep. Not a damn thing has changed since 1976 when it comes to how we pick viruses for the vaccine, how the vaccine is formulated, how it is tested for safety, and how we keep track of severe outcomes. You also drive a Yugo, don’t you?

“Police cited her for reckless operation of a tractor-trailer, ... and overweight on posted bridge.”

Cue the anti-vaxxers...

If you ever need an epidemiologist, just raise the Bat-Signal.

Remember when Superman renounced his citizenship and Congressmen literally lost their minds?

At least yours was a robocall. I got a call from a deep-sounding voice with a French accent telling me that he felt sorry for me as the SWAT team was outside my door waiting to come in. (It wasn’t.) The only way I would stop it would be to buy an iTunes card online and tell him the number immediately. (I didn’t.) He…

I’m filing this away to show to my daughter when she grows up. We’ll do some roleplay where she holds back the microphone and says, “No, you ask for it nicely,” or, “If you can’t ask for something, you don’t get it, Bubba.”

Shhh... Let the joke sit.

Nope. You couldn’t pay me enough to take care of racists’ children.

Well, he did play the entire Republican Party, so...

Mueller’s got one more obstruction of justice thing to look into now?

A “friend” of mine tried to start a Go Fund Me page to raise money for cancer to pay for all the therapy it would need after being inside her. No go. Something about harassment.

You think Trump wouldn’t jump at the chance to give us bread and circus while he plays the fiddle as Rome burns (perhaps even literally)?

Correct. Things don’t even reach SCOTUS if Congress deals with them. Even Roberts and Alito are big on Congress acting and, unless it’s blatantly unconstitutional, letting it be.

From 45: “A plane has hit the big, beautiful building. Really beautiful, but not as beautiful as my buildings. I use the best quality materials. I hope they did to. But, if they didn’t, at least mine haven’t been hit. Sad!”

Does anyone remember the Emergency Alert System going off at any time during 9/11? I was near DC that morning and 30 miles from the crash in PA later that morning... Nothing.