I wanted to get on the phone and dial 911 to have them head over there and get him to a medical facility, stat. I’m not a physician, but I could tell that he was in some sort of distress, maybe a stroke?

He also had a sloppy error on a throw to first. But, yeah, he’s pretty awesome.

Have you tried calling Progressive and telling them that you found better coverage for a lower rate? Seems to work with Comcast...

Serious answer: Yes, and they will speak to each other. Using machine learning, they will become self-aware. In a few minutes time, they will launch every nuke on the planet in order to finish us off.

I do. I make lists on it all the time, ask for weather reports as I’m getting stuff together to head out, listen to news when I get home, and change the thermostat temperature without having to open the app on the phone or walking over to the Nest. With Prime, I listen to music as I’m working around the house. It’s a…

Alright, let’s get the ball rolling. Who’s with me to buy him a one-way ticket to ISIS-held territory? And I do mean one-way. He can bring all the guns he can carry, but he’s on his own once he’s there. And let nature take its course.

You know that it’s based on your browser history, cookies and whatnot, right? Gotta stop visiting those hot Latina sites, dude.

You know that it’s based on your browser history, cookies and whatnot, right? Gotta stop visiting those hot Latina sites, dude.

You know that it’s based on your browser history, cookies and whatnot, right? Gotta stop visiting those hot Latina sites, dude.

“How long had this guy been planning this ‘terrorist’ attack out?”

He took a knife with him on the train. He went to those girls to harass them. What? Racist ideas and a knife popped into existence right then and there on the train?

Well, there’s the answer right there as to whether or not this is terrorism. “I call it patriotism.” By “it,” he’s referring to terrorism.

One, just one, anti-vaccine article and you’ll make me your worst enemy. ;-)

You’re not really looking for an answer. You just get off asking questions (JAQ-ing off) and see how people react. I’ve met plenty like you... Peaked in highschool, never got over it, thinks his opinions matter.

I don’t know if it “fits the definition.” I’m yet to hear of a vaccine that cures, not prevent, a disease. Also, the immune system is finicky like that in that it doesn’t care about dosage, only about available antigens to which to react to... To.

The penalty for that will be... Eating a full bottle of homeopathic humble pie.

The article is not misleading. The labeling of those remedies as “homeopathic” is what is misleading. People have been associating “homeopathic” with natural or drug-free, and the sellers of those items have taken advantage of that. As an infectious disease epidemiologist and medical technologist, I find nothing…

How is this not a balk? Similar stumbles and half-throws have been ruled balks in the majors... No?

And DarkwingChuck will fix Gizmodo how, exactly?

Theoretically, it could. The problem with stem cells is that it’s hard to tell them what to do, exactly. They can go in almost any direction, even causing a cancer. There’s probably a clinical trial or some sort of experimentation on this, though.

No. You use animal models then move on to humans once there is complete assurance that the animals suffered no bad side-effects. This isn’t the 16th century when we tried stuff just for fun.