“We all know Pulisic is going to be the best American player ever at this rate.”

No, I would not be surprised. What does surprise me is police unions, associations and chiefs complaining that (maybe) 0.0000001% of their members can get to kill people for no reason because stress.

“I spat on your sandwich because I’ve been dealing with hungry people all day.”
“I gave you the wrong medication because I’ve been dealing with sick people all day.”
“I left the oil cap off your car because I’ve been dealing with broken cars all day.”

Bots are still a thing? Next, you’ll tell me that there’s a whole bunch of bots out there automatically tweeting stories about public health, communicable diseases, and vaccines... And that their creator (definitely not me) named them the “Pathogen Posse.”

Hahaha. My dear child, I spent the latter part of last year in the Caribbean chasing the goddamned thing. It is as bad as I think, or even worse, with local governments covering up the true stats in order to not scare away the tourists.

I wish. They’ve been barking up the Dengue vaccine tree for 15 years now and nothing is still out there that has been shown effective.

I don’t know if I’m ready to trade Zika for blatant racism and xenophobia just yet.

“Well, there’s a big Russian population in Pennsylvania, Michigan and Iowa, all states which were won because Hillary didn’t care about the people there. Did I tell you about Michigan?” <—- That would be their response.

Registered Trade Mark for the logo.

Because someone will eventually write something about how most whites in the South did not own slaves, so how could the Civil War be about slavery... I’ll leave you with this:

Loose lips. I thought all you needed was loose lips to sink ships.

I’m an infectious disease epidemiologist, so these things are not my specialty. But I am hearing from colleagues in Mexico, Brazil and Australia, that they’re seeing suicide attempt clusters associated with this movie. Take it with a grain of salt as they’re still investigating and it’s only an association, not a…

Can you blame it on mercury being in vaccines?

A giraffe kissing a baby giraffe? Have you seen the central nervous system?

Regardless if the restaurant have the right to tell you not to sit on the counter, shouldn’t you comply with Jim Crow laws?

Nah, man. Let them arrest you. You’ll be a millionaire by the time it’s all said and done... Or at the very least enjoy a posh vacay in Guantanamo.

That was a Mexican flag on one of those trucks, right? “Someone’s doing the raping, Don.”

That probably pops up because of your love for “Beauty and The Beast,” right?

I refuse to give back the shrunken head I got in Peru.

In the event of a full exchange between us and Russia, I’m driving over to Site R in Pennsylvania. It’s about 20 minutes down the road. I’m parking right outside and waiting for the inevitable volley of warheads coming its way. I might even Facebook Live it or live tweet it.