A little bit, yeah.

“Like a poo tea bag in water...”

Only psychopaths find it hilarious that people see the evil that is in the world. Just sayin’.

What’s so confusing about you giving me back my shirt?

“Sad!” - Donald Trump

Too narrow.

Hips don’t lie.

He’s not aging very well. Look at his hairline... And I can’t believe he wore that to the premiere. His hips... Ugh.

Then again, what IS normal? I mean, seriously...

It was oddly therapeutic to watch this.

He’s. That. Guy!

Someone is going to give serrucho tonight, for sure.

This is the same dude who wanted to teach scientists about vaccines and autism. So now he’s dabbling in re-writing history. Some people can’t stand to be wrong.

This is all just a bunch of “yellow” journalism. (Yellower if you’ve taken vitamin B complex.)

TL;DR

There’s probably someone with similar experience in Russia who will do the job nicely for Herr Trump.

I’m not going to fat shame this kid... But I heard that the ref went up to him and said, “Hey, you two, break it up.”

One comma away from what you meant to say... Unless Donald Trump was wrong about something Justin said. In that case, you’re golden, and I’m a punctuation Nazi.

This really did happen. I checked Snopes.

That picture of him... “Yeah, I tapped that,” he seems to have said.