Well, he IS our huckleberry.

Relative wealth?

I’ve often thought about how much projection these dudes are showing. They get mad at women who want to talk about rape saying that those women are playing the victim card, yet all they do is act like victims any time someone offends them... Trump leading the charge on this.

Is it bad that I’m sad that I’ll never see this happening? But then I’m happy my descendants will... Maybe?

Will we ever see Jar-Jar “The Puppet” Binks again? Does he stay in the Senate? Does he go back and retire, fat and happy that he brought Palpatine to power?

What Constitution are you reading? It doesn’t reinforce how any of us live. Can you imagine if we lived our lives the way some white dudes from the 18th century wanted us to live our lives? All it does is place limits on how the government acts on our lives. Period. The rest is up to us.

Pop quiz: Does the Constitution describe the way the government relates to the people, or how the people relate to the people?

Yeah, pretty much. The upload to the cloud is pretty fast.

Oh, come on! In his time as surgeon in Baltimore, Dr. Carson spent many a days pondering the many ways in which the poorest neighborhoods there could be improved. He just didn’t do anything that mattered.

Fools. Bayer tried the microsampling approach back in the early 2000s. It was looking really good. I went to train up at their facilities in NY on their new machine that would use incredibly small amounts of sample. But incredibly small amounts of a sample for some of these chemical reactions just doesn’t work out.…

Remember Berlusconi? That’s how we’ll live in a Trump Administration. We’ll get through it. They did. We can too.

This happens in nature all the time. I just did it the other night when someone had my buddy in a headlock.

You don’t get the blog!

“Jew Tube”? Do they know where most of their alt-right conspiracy nuts post their videos?

One of the first things I did as soon as I was naturalized was to register to vote. Why? Because it’s important, and because I saw what “the perfect dictatorship” did to Mexico.

Cue the Constitutional lawyers in 3... 2... 1...

I wish I could go back in time and make it a rule/law that you cannot hit “send” on an email or “publish” on a comment until the grammar and punctuation errors are corrected.

The interview with Bob Garfield on NPR this Sunday was pure comedy gold.

I heard a cop once walked up to Chris Christie and said, “Hey, you two! Break it up!”

Chris Christie looks the like the fat guy the cut in half at the waist and then stitch together backwards... I’ve heard.