It’s real. I checked it on Snopes.

As a Mexican, I approve the second message. We’ll vote for a piñata over Trump any day of the week, and twice on Saturdays.

And, all the while, they looked damned classy fighting like that in their tuxedos.

Not just Weiner, but wiener as well!

There is REAL help out there for YOU. I hope you take a GOOD look in the mirror and MEDITATE on what you just SAID! Also, Obama.

I will pay good money to watch Megyn Kelly reach over and grab him by the balls and squeeze hard as she proceeds to quiz him on the US Constitution while calling him “Little Donnie” the whole time.

Alright. I have doctoral preliminary exams this week, then off to Puerto Rico for the Zika outbreak response until the end of the year. I’ll polish it while I’m there, if I have time. I’ll report back, or you can pester me for it on Twitter (@EpiRen).

Alright. I have doctoral preliminary exams this week, then off to Puerto Rico for the Zika outbreak response until the end of the year. I’ll polish it while I’m there, if I have time. I’ll report back, or you can pester me for it on Twitter (@EpiRen).

That is the plot of a short story I wrote a while ago... About a good epidemiologist who is always one step behind an evil one. Then we find out the intentions of the evil one and kind of root for the good one not to stop him. It all ends in a chaotic scene atop a skyscraper in Detroit.

Those are clearly surveyor’s marks. Clearly.

Reading about this as a child, and being there when the largest botulism outbreak in US history happened, both drove me to be an epidemiologist. Is it wrong that I get a little giddy at the possibility of something like this?

Talk about fourth and inches...

You know, I almost want to say, “Fuck it. Let him win.” That way, when we go to war with the world, we can get the proper ass-kicking that we deserve for being such pricks to the rest of the world. Us and Russia against the world, baby. Title fight.

Details, man. Details.

The escape key has transcended. I hope the rest of us can do so too one day.

MySpace selling it’s body for packs of cigarettes in Vegas.

What’s next? How to avoid vaccination?

Your logical fallacy is “slippery slope.”

No, the people working for them are the rational ones. If an irrational POTUS comes to power and just wants to push the button, there are quite a number of people standing in his/her way... I hope.

Kind of gives a new meaning to “third and short,” huh?