Good. One less anti-vaccine politician in the House is better for our country.

Agreed. So why did he call me a rapist?

That dude was hilarious. He was there to stop the ~50 Republicans from voting at a poll where over 1,500 Democrats were voting.

Please, teach me more about how I should be deported, or how I’m a rapist. I want to learn.

Whaaaaaa?

You’re kidding, right?

What’s a pitch?

Yawn. Let me know when Grandmaster Flash does this. Until then, don’t waste my time.

“Don’t do drugs, kids!” How’d that work out?

Well, then I’m done mansplaining to you. Can I have my self-respect back, please?

They’re teetering on the insane. One of their health writers contacted me about a tuberculosis outbreak in Texas. They wanted to know about TB, where it came from, how it got transmitted. When I tried to explain to them all this, they shot back with requests for no CDC or WHO links, because they’re all biased. They…

Pro tip: If anything leaks for a week, seek medical assistance immediately.

I’m friends with her close friends on FB. She’s from NY. She’s related to Charles Schumer, a Senator from NY. Definitely not “cornfed” and hot as hell.

Dr. Stein has recently tweeted that removing thimerosal from vaccines was a public health “win.” Sick and dead children from countries where the cold chain cannot be guaranteed and whose vaccines go bad beg to differ. There was no evidence that thimerosal was bad to begin with. She just panders to anti-vaccine types.

E. coli outbreak at Bills game. More news at ten.

So begins the drone arms race.

Am I the only one who feels sad that I’ll never get to see any of those places in person?

Oh! I had forgotten about that part.

That little thing he did with his lips at the end of “never repeat the past” is what people do when they’re still lying. At that instant, he thought of a moment when he did the same thing again. At least that’s what Tim Roth on “Lie To Me” taught me.

As an infectious disease epidemiologist, I approve this message.