Nope. She puts Obama on the Supreme Court and Michelle Obama as a cabinet member. Then Michelle is the Designated Survivor (great show on ABC, by the way) during a State of the Union Address where everyone gets pneumonia and dies, leaving us with another 8 years of an Obama in office and another Obama on the Supreme…

He clearly gave you a probability, not an odds. :-p

It’ll get fixed in post, I’m sure.

I heard a cop saw Hannity and walked over to say, “Hey, you two, break it up.”

“And, as somebody who’s been a marksman, since I’m 11 years old, protecting our Second Amendment rights are paramount to me.”

“She made me do it, your honor,” doesn’t stand up too well nowadays.

What? Heads in liquid-filled jars are not enough for this guy to shoot for?

“That’s not, like, an innate thing women get when they go through puberty.”

What will you do out there, all alone in the wilderness?

Wasn’t the charity with the similar name to the Florida AG’s name — or whatever — in Utah and not Kansas?

Is it bad that I’m also excited about the Trump Presidency, if only because of the real-life applications of all those End of Days videogames I’ve been playing?

He does have a laptop, and it’s a mac of all goddamned things.

Introducing the GoPro InMyPants™, a sensor you wear in your underwear which detects whether or not you’re excited from sexual arousal or from shit-producing fright.

You sound like my government and economics teacher in high school, with all of his, “Demand and supply, this... Demand and supply, that.” I was, like, “Shut up and tell me how to be an instant millionaire!”

Makes for some great B footage on a reboot of Top Gun.

I wish they had a “no tights, no flights” rule for Superman on Supergirl. Like, Clark Kent shows up to help the team help Supergirl help the people. He has to stay in character because Kat is around, or the Luthors are tailing him. Something like that. It would make for some good shenanigans as they try to hide his…

I have 22 people on a list who, on Facebook, promised that Obama would be the antichrist, a tyrant, and other such things. On January 22, 2017, I’ll be asking them how that went. (I did a similar thing, albeit by email, when George W. Bush left office.)

Yep. Took up cycling two months ago. Started swimming three weeks ago. I went out and ran 6 miles at the fastest pace I’ve run since 2012. I’ve also lost 14 pounds in this time. If I don’t feel like running, I convince myself to do a bike ride. If I don’t feel like biking, I go have some fun at the pool. Then, with…

Is, like, “Schwarzenegger” hard to spell?

Two typos, but who’s counting?