Like how the health secretary in the UK told mothers to check their child’s rash online before going to the ER, meningitis be damned? Yeah, like I’ll leave that up to a machine.

So you say. But, once we all survive Zika and go years without having kids for fear of microcephaly, we’re going to reproduce like rabbits just to celebrate.

Yeah, but China would never tell anyone what is really going on. Look at how they screwed us with SARS.

All they would have to do is put a fraction of their fortunes into anti-vaccine groups who advocate against vaccine requirements for children. That would have an enormous depopulation effect.

My favorite one is the depopulation theory. If that was true, then they’re really doing an awful job at it. The population clock keeps on ticking, with very few signs of slowing down.

Check out the dispatches from the field in the MMWR. They were reporting on Zika in Cambodia (http://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/18…).

Is it bad that, in the event of an actual zombie outbreak, I’d be all giddy because I would get to practice what I’ve learned in Call Of Duty?

Pretty good write-up, but there were not “a handful” of cases in Africa and the South Pacific. The French Polynesia outbreak, which I’ve been tracking since 2013, had thousands of cases. Similar outbreaks in other parts of West Africa and SE Asia also had thousands of cases associated with them. There was also some…

Giggity.

Next you’ll tell us that Saddam Hussein’s forces are humiliating the Americans and slaughtering them on the streets of Baghdad.

A dollar late and a day shirt shit short!

Then you don’t understand anything, and I don’t think we should see each other anymore.

Obama really is to thank for half — or more — of the stuff he’s thanked for.

My shit. You’re stretching it. Give it back!

Oh, yeah? Then give me my shirt back. You’re stretching it.

Funny, that’s how elephants feel about you.

You forgot the webbing between our fingers, eyebrows, and that most useless of body parts, the pinky toe.

Look at all those erections!

No, and thinking like that gets people killed. Stop it.

“All lives matter.” <— A truism. Like saying that the sky is blue or that the Earth revolves around the Sun.