Yeah, but, to be honest, the krill had it coming to them.

Sorry. I guess not everyone watched the State of the Union Address the other night. The President called for a concerted effort to cure/treat cancer effectively. He referenced President Kennedy’s call to land a man on the Moon back in the 1960s. As a result, they called Obama’s proposal a “moonshot.” So I was…

Are you calling for a “moonshot” project against mosquitoes, the deadliest animal on Earth?

Here you go. Enjoy: http://qntm.org/responsibility

All things being equal, you’ll probably die of heart disease, diabetes, or cancer before you die from food poisoning in this country. Yes, it happens, but it is extremely rare from a 50,000 foot view of food outbreaks.

As one general said about negotiations with the Taliban, “You don’t negotiate with your friends. You negotiate with your enemies.” He was British, and apparently had been at the forefront of the negotiations with the Irish Republican Army. It’s true.

This is why we need Common Core.

So now he’s Mother Theresa?

“You can say that I got a real charge out of it... Hehehe... No, seriously, what are the odds?”

You forgot that one movie with a blind Rutger Hauer... “Blind Fury”?

Fair enough.

I’m just going to leave this here for you:

Where did Jon Ritzheimer go to law school? He needs to ask for his money back because he keeps saying things that he thinks sound like what someone who knows the Constitution would say.

Yeah, people are very comfortable with RC planes, especially one that doesn’t seem to have a camera. If I see a quadcopter, I think drone with a camera. This thing I see as an RC plane for hobbyists.

I wonder if they’ll let me get it close to where Bald Eagles fly? (By “they,” I mean the eagles.)

“Hey, Di-Azz!!!”

QuesAdillas. Just saying.

What? No “ain’t nobody got time for that!” memes?

I get it... You’re one of those people who doesn’t understand jokes.

Kids, huh?

“Hey, if you don’t like it, then move. Corporations are people, my friend.” - Fat, Happy CEO of Energy Company